White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2015: Jokes of Barack Obama

Barack Obama makes fun zingers and jokes in deeper erudition

Barack Obama, President of the United States, takes part in White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2015 last night. Barack Obama jokes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner – as it happen? yes it was. Cecily Strong made a facetious promulgation about President Barack Obama: “He’s known as an amazingly funny guy,” she said. “He’s maybe our funniest president.” President also make fun zingers and jokes in deeper erudition.

President Obama jokes on former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton: “I have one friend, just a few weeks ago she was making millions of dollars a year and she’s now living out of a van in Iowa.”

President Obama on 46th Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney: “Dick Cheney said I was the worst president of his lifetime, which is interesting because I think Dick Cheney is the worst president of my lifetime,” Obama joked of the former vice president, who was considered very influential in the Bush White House.

Obama joked about Bucket list: “I have something that rhymes with a bucket list. Take executive action on immigration? Bucket. New climate regulations? Bucket.”  He also brief , “Take executive action on immigration? Bucket. New climate regulations? Bucket. It’s the right thing to do,” Obama said, picking up on criticism of his executive actions.

President Obama on American Republican and former member of the United States House of Representatives Michele Bachmann: “Michele Bachmann actually predicted that I would bring about the biblical end of days. Now, that’s a legacy. That’s big. I mean, Lincoln, Washington, they didn’t do that.”

President Obama on 47th and current Vice President of the United States Joe Biden: “We’ve gotten so close that in some places in Indiana they won’t serve us pizza anymore.” Obama said, “The fact is, I feel more loose and relaxed than ever — those Joe Biden shoulder massages, they’re like magic … You should try one … Oh, you have?

President Obama on the junior United States Senator (R-Texas) Sen. Ted Cruz: “Galileo believed the Earth revolves around the sun. Ted Cruz believes the Earth revolves around Ted Cruz”

President Obama on Sen. Bernie Sanders, American politician and the junior United States Senator (I-Vermont) : “Some folks really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all.”

Obama jokes on ABC’s new series “Blackish”: “Being blackish only makes you popular for so long. There’s a shelf life to that thing.”

Obama on former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum’s: Obama says to not attend at any gay wedding if they do not invited , “Gays and lesbians across the country responded, ‘That’s not going to be a problem.’”

Obama makes jokes for John Boehner and Benjamin Netanyahu: “It is no wonder that people keep pointing out how the presidency has aged me. I look so old, John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral.”

Makes jokes for The media: “The polar vortex caused so many record lows, they renamed it “MSNBC.”

Obama’s reputation about “Arrogant And Aloof”: “People say I’m arrogant and aloof,” the president said. “Some people are so dumb … No wonder I don’t meet with them.”

Obama makes his best jokes for Senate Democrats: “Today thanks to Obamacare, you no longer have to worry about losing your insurance if you lose your job. You’re welcome Senate Democrats,” Obama said.

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